Book a Consultation with the Crazy Ozone Lady
WHY SHOULD YOU BOOK ME?
You probably shouldn’t. Why would you want to talk to a crazy lady? Don’t you have better things to do?
But if you really have to, then I can probably help you with the following questions:
- Do you really need an ozone generator? Buying a whole home set-up can be costly. But maybe it’s not a good idea to spend that much money in your case. Maybe all you need are a few injections at your doctor’s office. I can help you answer that question.
- Help you figure out your ozone equipment. ANY ozone equipment. I know them all. Trust me, I’m not a doctor.
- Help you figure out if you’re doing something wrong. Why aren’t you getting better? Is it the ozone concentration or frequency of applications? Or is it something completely different that has nothing to do with ozone? Book me and we’ll find out.
- Which one is the right equipment for you? Are you planning on opening an ozone spa, or do you just want to sip on some ozonated water from time to time? The difference can be several thousand dollars. I can help you figure out which ozone generator is the best for you and potentially save you some big bucks.
- Guide you with the best approach for chronic Lyme or other infections.
- Give my two cents on how to treat cancer. I’m not saying ozone will get rid of your cancer, or that I know how to cure cancer, God forbid, but IF you want to go the alternative route and want to pick my worthless crazy brain on that, you can. Just saying.
- Should you book that $5,000/month ozone trip to the Mediterranean? Maybe, maybe not. I have the answer. Just $100 can unlock it.
- Help you determine if you are mercury toxic. Undergoing the Andrew Cutler program can take years. Should you invest your time and hopes in this program? I can help you figure this out. This usually requires a more in depth conversation, so the 1 hour appointment is a good idea.
- Figure out the best approach to a chronic health problem. If you had 3 different tests done which show an inconclusive result for Lyme and if you had done various antibiotics for years and are still not getting better, then something else may be at play. Something you haven’t thought of, but my crazy brain has. It’s yours for the picking!
- Help you understand if going carnivore is the right thing for you. Maybe just cutting out certain foods is all you need to feel better. Let’s go through this together one by one.
- Help you answer the question if eating meat every day will kill you. Or if not eating meat every day will kill you.
- What is the best diet when doing ozone therapy? Is there an ideal diet for that?
- If you feel like talking to another wacko person. We’re a dying breed, if you ask me. Let’s stick together.
- If you would like to pump some money into the German economy. We need all the help we can get, trust me. This part of the planet is going down, fast. But you can help me prop it up.
- You don’t have the guts to buy pink stuff. But I do. Just outsource it to me. I’ll buy all the pink shit in sight. Without shame or remorse. I’m cold blooded like that.
- Ok, if you have read all the way to here, then I should probably pay you for sticking it out that long. Respect.
Information provided is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. No health claims for these products or diagnostic tools have been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA), nor has the FDA nor any other medical authority approved these products to diagnose, cure, or prevent disease. Since every person is unique, we highly recommend you to consult with your licensed health care practitioner about the use of ozone products in your particular situation. Neither The Power of Ozone nor the manufacturers of these items are responsible for the misuse of this equipment. It is highly advised to receive professional council from a licensed doctor before using Ozone Therapy or any of the mentioned products or tests on yourself.